Saturday, January 13, 2007
Why he sucks in his stomach when a good-looking woman walks by
this is really funny!!!
''Because it's easier than doing the 500 sit-ups a day it would take to undo the years of beer and nachos that have turned our once rigid six-packs into distended down pillows. Men aren't used to our physical attributes (or lack thereof) being readily discernible: We can spot 36Ds at 50 paces, yet our privates are safely stowed in our chinos, our Olive Oyl biceps shrouded in our sleeves. A pudgy stomach is tougher to hide. We could drink less and work out more often, but inhaling deeply and pretending we're buff is much more efficient.''
''Because it's easier than doing the 500 sit-ups a day it would take to undo the years of beer and nachos that have turned our once rigid six-packs into distended down pillows. Men aren't used to our physical attributes (or lack thereof) being readily discernible: We can spot 36Ds at 50 paces, yet our privates are safely stowed in our chinos, our Olive Oyl biceps shrouded in our sleeves. A pudgy stomach is tougher to hide. We could drink less and work out more often, but inhaling deeply and pretending we're buff is much more efficient.''
# posted by orangetinted @ 8:48 PM 
